A government employee was lounging in his office just before 10 a.m., flipping through the newspaper as he eagerly awaited breakfast. After a quick bite, a little chat with the neighbor, and a glance at the sunshine, he was ready for lunch.
Suddenly, he spotted a tiny oriental lamp and, to his shock, a genie popped out! The genie grinned and said, “I’ll grant you three wishes!” - Excited, the employee said, “I want to live in a tropical house on a beautiful beach!” Poof! He found himself in Tahiti, sunbathing.
“Next wish!” the genie prompted. “I want a stunning woman in each arm!” Poof! Two gorgeous ladies appeared.
“Now for the final wish?” the genie asked. The employee thought for a moment and said, “I want to never work again!”
ZAP! Just like that, he was back at his desk in the government office
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